Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife Crisis? (2006)

Juliette Kaplan: Pearl

Quotes 

• Glenda : Barry's sensitive. He feels it's his right to have a deep, emotional experience.

  Pearl : Well, tell him you've scratched his car.

  Glenda : I don't think he's ready for *that* deep.

• [first lines] 

  Howard : [to his bicycle which is sounding an alarm]  Sh! Sh! Sh!

  Pearl : Not today. No trips out today. Twenty-four hour lockdown. Upstairs. Second bedroom. Get the paper scraped off the walls.

  Howard : But it's really stuck on.

  Pearl : Then get really stuck in.