Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife Crisis? (2006)

Robert Fyfe: Howard

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Marina : Talk to me, Howard. What's going through that thoughtful little head?

  Howard : Well, I've been meaning to ask you something.

  Marina : Yes? Yes?

  Howard : Do you think you could ever learn to become really fond of broad beans?

• Howard : You've got to get me out for a break, Cleggy.

  Clegg : *I've* got to get you out.

  Howard : Not just you. You can employ help if you like,

  Clegg : Well, what do you want, the SAS?

  Howard : Have you got their number?

  [reconsiders] 

  Howard : No, Pearl'll go mad. They're so heavy on people's paintwork.

• [first lines] 

  Howard : [to his bicycle which is sounding an alarm]  Sh! Sh! Sh!

  Pearl : Not today. No trips out today. Twenty-four hour lockdown. Upstairs. Second bedroom. Get the paper scraped off the walls.

  Howard : But it's really stuck on.

  Pearl : Then get really stuck in.