- Clegg: Must be about the only thing that's never gone up.
- Foggy: What is?
- Clegg: The guinea pig.
- Compo: [knocking on door] Wally! Come on!
- Clegg: Then of course, with the urge of politicians to get rid of everything British, even the word guinea has to become a hundred and five p.
- Compo: [calling through letterbox] Wally! Hey-up! Wally!
- Clegg: What kind of a name is a hundred and five p? Sounds like a geriatric malfunction.