Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Ferret Come Home (1977)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• Clegg : Must be about the only thing that's never gone up.

  Foggy : What is?

  Clegg : The guinea pig.

  Compo : [knocking on door]  Wally! Come on!

  Clegg : Then of course, with the urge of politicians to get rid of everything British, even the word guinea has to become a hundred and five p.

  Compo : [calling through letterbox]  Wally! Hey-up! Wally!

  Clegg : What kind of a name is a hundred and five p? Sounds like a geriatric malfunction.

• Foggy : Yes, the military man has to forgo the pleasures of the domestic hearth.

  Clegg : And very often the married man has to forgo the pleasures of the domestic hearth; in fact, marriage can be one of the fastest ways of forgoing them that there is.

• Foggy : The woman is totally unreasonable!

  Compo : Ah, but so sexy!

  Clegg : You mean there's something about that combination of evil temper, wrinkled stockings, and hair curlers that you can't resist?

  Compo : Oh, there is, there is!