Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Dried Dates and Codfanglers (1987)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• Clegg : So there I am, inside this ladies' dress shop. I'm trying to keep me eyes closed.

  Compo : [hisses]  Bad move, Norm. Never close mine, not in a ladies' dress shop. I'm always eager for a new experience!

  Clegg : Try as I might, I kept catching glimpses. There was this big, blotchy woman wearing something with the tiniest shoulder straps. There was so much shoulder and so little strap. I'm thinking to meself, 'they're never going to hold; they're never going to hold!' I had to leave the shop.