Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Car and Garter (1982)
Brian Wilde: Foggy
Quotes
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[Foggy has embarrassed himself in front of Ivy]
Foggy Dewhurst : Why didn't you tell me?
Compo Simmonite : Has tha ever tried tellin' thee anything?
Norman Clegg : There's no harm done, Foggy.
Foggy Dewhurst : No harm done? She probably thinks I'm an idiot!
Sid : She does. She thinks you're an idiot.
Foggy Dewhurst : There you are, you see. How can you say there's no harm done?
Sid : There is no harm done, she's always thought you were an idiot.
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Compo Simmonite : Oh, it'd take a big bloke and a lot of ale to tackle Ivy physically. I'd have to be desperate.
Norman Clegg : But you *are* desperate.
Compo Simmonite : That's true, Norm, but could I afford the ale?
Foggy Dewhurst : There will be no need to tackle Ivy physically.
Norman Clegg : That was a near thing there for a minute.
Compo Simmonite : A narrow squeak.
Norman Clegg : That's all that'd be left by the time she'd finished with you.