- Smiler: [about the cost of his car] I keep hearing it guzzling petrol. I wouldn't mind, but it smacks its lips.
- Truly: Well, if you had any really old police mementos, I might be interested; uh, badges, truncheons, uh, handcuffs.
- Auntie: Wait here.
- [she returns with an old shoe]
- Auntie: Belonged to Jack the Ripper.
- Truly: They never caught him!
- Auntie: Well, they would have had him if his boot hadn't come off.
- Truly: If he moved as nimbly as you, no wonder they never caught him.
- [last lines]
- Billy: [Smiler rides past in his convertible, wearing a bridal outfit] Oh, that bride!
- Alvin: Built for work rather than pleasure.
- Truly: Not the sports model, that's for sure.
- Clegg: Maybe she has a nice nature.
- Billy: What a place to keep it.
- Entwistle: Mrs Entwistle looking better already.