- Auntie Wainwright: [Knocks at the customer's house] Aboutthat clock you were interested in...
- Customer: I've told you I'm not going to buy it. I don't like that sort of clock.
- Auntie Wainwright: Well what about the other clock?
- Customer: What other clock?
- Auntie Wainwright: The one on that woman I saw you with who was not your wife.
- Customer: [steps out of house and closes door behind him] How did you... Alright what time do you close
- Auntie Wainwright: Never
- Customer: I'll be round at six to pick it up
- [goes back into house]
- Smiler: How did you know about the, er, other woman?
- Auntie Wainwright: I didn't. But there is usually something they feel guilty about.