Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

According to the Prophet Bickerdyke (1997)

Stephen Lewis: Smiler

Quotes 

• Auntie Wainwright : [Knocks at the customer's house]  Aboutthat clock you were interested in...

  Customer : I've told you I'm not going to buy it. I don't like that sort of clock.

  Auntie Wainwright : Well what about the other clock?

  Customer : What other clock?

  Auntie Wainwright : The one on that woman I saw you with who was not your wife.

  Customer : [steps out of house and closes door behind him]  How did you... Alright what time do you close

  Auntie Wainwright : Never

  Customer : I'll be round at six to pick it up

  [goes back into house] 

  Smiler : How did you know about the, er, other woman?

  Auntie Wainwright : I didn't. But there is usually something they feel guilty about.