- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: [Rodney is slightly deaf] Rodney? Canadian football league's a joke. Celine Dion is overrated. Zelenka is smarter than you are.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: It's kind of like trying to sing the words to the Macarena. You can sound out the words but you have no idea what you're singing.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: So, these, uh, whales. Did the Ancients say they're good eating?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, you wouldn't!
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I would.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: You're the one who volunteered to go.
- Ronon Dex: If I do something like that again, shoot me.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: He was like this all night. You know, very agitated. Had me scared.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Elizabeth! Did you get my email?
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Which email? One of the seven today? Or one of the eighteen yesterday?
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: You named him after Samantha Carter?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Well Sam's a boy's name too.
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: And how do you know he's a he?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, because I cross referenced the renderings in the database with the whale outside and you'll see the males have a rather prominent...
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Oh it's okay. Never mind. I'll take your word for it.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: That guy's the size of a football field!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, a *Canadian* football field.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Rodney?
- [Rodney carries on working. John frowns]
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Canadian football league's a joke.
- [Rodney carries on working]
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Celine Dion is over-rated.
- [Rodney carries on working]
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Zelenka is smarter than you are!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [loudly, still looking at his screen] Hey! I found mention of a bio-lab in the database!
- [John rolls his eyes]
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You are not gonna believe this. I've been monitoring Sam on the underwater scanner...
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Stop calling him that.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Why?
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: It's creepy!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: No, it's not.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Hey, how long have you been standing there?
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Hour or so.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What? Why didn't you say anything? I feel like a - oh. It's the kidding.
- Teyla Emmagan: If you fall asleep on more time...
- Ronon Dex: [gets a training stick] Hit me with that.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Hey, wanna take a closer look?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Umm...
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Come on.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: This is not a good plan.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Sure it is.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You realise just how close we'll have to get to the sun?
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Pretty damned close, I'm thinkin'.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: *Suicidally* close. I mean, we'll be toast.