- Logan Echolls: Ah, finally, my conjugal visit.
- Veronica Mars: Let me guess, you're out on good behavior?
- Logan Echolls: You all know my girl, Veronica. I have your picture hung in my cell. Gets me through the long, lonely nights. I lend it to my buddy, Horshack, sometimes. Hope you don't mind.
- Veronica Mars: It's good to share.
- Veronica Mars: Oh my God! What are you doing here?
- Dick Casablancas: Fulfilling my destiny. It's a sorority party. It's why I left the womb.
- Veronica Mars: What's really worse: getting girls to undress in front of a two way mirror, or getting them to dress like a fifties vacuum ad first?