- Sean Dillon: Tell me about the house.
- Niamh Egan: It's nothing special. It's at the edge of the city near the sea. The main thing is, is there's a garden for Kieran and room for Barney.
- Sean Dillon: How is he?
- Niamh Egan: Hungry. Noisy. Messy.
- Sean Dillon: And Barney?
- Niamh Egan: I meant Barney.
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- Loudspeaker: Will all visitors please report to Door Three East Wing. Ensure that you have means of identification ready.
- Guard: Good-bye now, Mr Dooley. It's a pleasure having you.
- Paul Dooley: The pleasure's been all mine.