Lisa Turtle: Gross! I wouldn't even kiss him with your lips!
Screech: Morris, you've got an appointment with fate and fate's got curly hair!
Zack: This has gone far enough, look I'm sorry I hurt you, all right?
Screech: Sorry? You're sorry? You were my best friend, Zack. You could've had any other girl in the school... why Lisa? Why'd you have to steal my dream? I hate you!
Zack: You know, I've finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don't have to come back.