Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Screech's Birthday (1992)

Elizabeth Berkley: Jessie Spano

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Quotes 

• Jessie Spano : We're all trying out for the drama festival. I'm auditioning as Joan of Arc.

  A.C. Slater : Hey, doesn't she die in that play?

  Jessie Spano : Yes.

  A.C. Slater : Go for it.

• Zack Morris : Wait. I've got it. This is genius. Today, we'll give Screech a surprise party.

  A.C. Slater : But his birthday was yesterday.

  Lisa Turtle : That's the surprise.

  Zack Morris : Now this will make Bayside history. It won't be just any surprise party. It'll be the most daring birthday party ever!

  Kelly Kapowski : Sounds exciting.

  Jessie Spano : Wait, I don't know about this. It sounds dangerous. I'm getting nervous!

  A.C. Slater : Will someone shoot her with a tranquilizer dart?

• Lisa Turtle : [Pretending to bicker]  Oh, you guys don't stand a chance. I'm gonna win that drama festival.

  Jessie Spano : Oh, no way! My Joan of Arc will light up the stage!

  Kelly Kapowski : Only if they burn you at the stake!