Jessie : [Mr. Belding has just announced that the school will hold a beauty pageant] A beauty pageant? What a stupid, sexist waste of time!
Slater : Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!
Slater : [Talking to Zack] Just wait till you hear Kelly sing; She's got a voice like a bird. Watch.
Kelly : [singing, off-key] Blue Moon, You saw me standing alone, Without a dream in my heart... Without a love of my...
[falters]
Kelly : ... own.
Slater : I didn't say *what* bird.
Zack : [Lisa has just refused Zack's support for her for the Miss Bayside pageant] Yeah, well, I tell you, she's going to regret refusing my offer.
Slater : Oh come on, Preppie. You know as much about beauty pageants as I know about wearing pantyhose.
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