Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
Driver's Education (1990)
Lark Voorhies: Lisa Turtle
Quotes
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Screech : My Dad let me back the car out of the garage once. Then he got mad at me.
Mr. Tuttle : Well, Screech, your father was probably nervous.
Screech : Well, he had a right to be. I forgot to open the garage door.
Lisa : I hope he has dork insurance.
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Mr. Tuttle : [Teaching Driver's Ed class] Now, Jessie, what's the speed limit on most freeways? You know this one, you know this one, you know this one.
Jessie : 55 miles per hour.
Mr. Tuttle : Excellent! I wish you were my child. Now, can you pass someone over a double yellow line? Kelly.
Kelly : No, you can't.
Mr. Tuttle : This is why I went into teaching! Okay, Lisa, listen up. Why do you put your left arm straight out the window?
Lisa : That's easy: to dry your nails.
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Mr. Tuttle : Miss Turtle, what's the first thing we do when we get behind the wheel?
Lisa : Adjust the mirrors.
Mr. Tuttle : Correct! And for what purpose?
Lisa : To check my make-up.
Mr. Tuttle : Miss Turtle, I suggest you either study harder, or start practicing how to say: "Taxi!"
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Zack : Why's everybody so down?
Jessie Spano : None of us have enough money for a car.
Zack : Well, I'm gonna drive my father's Porsche when I turn 16.
Lisa : Ha! Slip into your PJs, baby, 'cause you're dreamin'.
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Slater : [Entering garage] I just couldn't believe it when I saw it on the lot. It's exactly the car I wanted.
[Turns lights on, revealing old, beaten up car]
Slater : Well? What do you think?
Lisa : Uh, it's, uh... nice. Really nice... really.
[Turns to Jessie]
Jessie : Yeah... it's, it's, uh... all Lisa said. Gosh, it's got a licence play holder too.
[Licence plate holder falls off]
