Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Driver's Education (1990)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

Quotes 

• Screech : My Dad let me back the car out of the garage once. Then he got mad at me.

  Mr. Tuttle : Well, Screech, your father was probably nervous.

  Screech : Well, he had a right to be. I forgot to open the garage door.

  Lisa : I hope he has dork insurance.

• Screech : Well, Slater, your Malibu Classic, my Valiant. We know what kind of wheels chicks dig.

  Jessie : Excuse me, little man, but we are not "chicks".

  Slater : She's right, Screech. Listen to the babe.

  Jessie : I'm not a "babe".

  Slater : And I respect that, Sugar Lips.