Memorable quotes for
"The Lost Room" (2006) More at IMDbPro »

Matt: What does the gun do?
Joe Miller: It shoots bullets. Really fast.

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Wally Jabrowski: I don't believe in ghosts, all right?
Joe Miller: Yeah, me neither. I mean, magic bus ticket - sure. But ghosts, no.

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Joe Miller: What about the Bus Ticket?
Wally Jabrowski: Not that useful. Unless you want to get to a little spot outside Gallup, New Mexico in a jiffy, which I don't.
Joe Miller: Why Gallup?
Wally Jabrowski: Why not?

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Wally Jabrowski: For your crimes against decency, and politeness, and common courtesy, I condemn you to hell!

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Jennifer Bloom: Here's some fake I.D.'s, a couple of credit cards. That should last for a while.
Joe Miller: "Joe Doorman?" Hilarious.

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Joe Miller: Objects don't work in the room, Ruber!

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Karl Kreutzfeld: Thank you for coming to me with this. I'll of course pay whatever it is you're asking, whatever price you think is fair. And I shall accept your word that it's genuine. But if at some point I should find out that it's fake, that you tried to con me in any way, or that I hear you've made copies and someone else has one... then I'll have to come back here and hurt you.
The Sood: Mr. Kreutzfeld. My friend. I am the Sood. I deal in Science. No fakes, no forgeries, no duplicates. I stake my life on it.

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Howard "The Weasel" Montague: Well, well. Took me a while, Detective. You're a difficult man to track down. But every riddle has an answer...
Joe Miller: I don't have it.

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Eddie McCleister: There's a price for everything, Joe. This is the price. This is the price to get your daughter back.

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Karl Kreutzfeld: You're still not seeing the Objects for what they really are. They're tools... tools to reshape reality. The properties we perceive, they're side-effects, tips of the iceberg. The Objects allow us to change reality on levels that out brains can't even understand. Don't you see? Conroy opened up a door though reality itself where anything is possible.
Joe Miller: Listen to me. I saw what Conroy did, and she almost ripped reality apart.
Karl Kreutzfeld: But I can do it right this time. I can bring my boy back. I can bring him back to life. We can both bring our children back. Both of them!
Joe Miller: No, Karl, this isn't just about us. What if you're wrong?
Karl Kreutzfeld: It will work!
Joe Miller: And what if it doesn't?
Karl Kreutzfeld: [pause] Well... everyone will be dead, and it won't really matter.

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