The L Word (TV Series)
Livin' La Vida Loca (2007)
Jennifer Beals: Bette Porter
Quotes
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Shay McCutcheon : I think I'm gonna throw up.
Shane McCutcheon : Oh, umm... Look, the bathroom's right over there.
Helena Peabody : Shane...
Shane McCutcheon : What?
Helena Peabody : You should go with him.
Shane McCutcheon : What the hell am I supposed to do?
Bette Porter : Hold his hair.
Shane McCutcheon : He doesn't have any hair!
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Nadia Karella : Wow. Are you... are you an athlete?
Bette Porter : [a beat] No. Why?
Nadia Karella : Because you have, uhh... because you have very beautiful arms.
Bette Porter : [laughs nervously] Uhh, I do some, you know, some yoga every now and again. I just, I really don't have any time to do anything more than that.
Nadia Karella : My ex-girlfriend was a professional boxer and your arms sort of reminded me of hers.
Bette Porter : [chuckles] Well, I'm not a boxer, so I better not get into a ring with her.
[Both laugh awkwardly]
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Bette Porter : [about Shane looking after Shay] She's so not ready for this.
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Bette Porter : [to Alice] This is crazy. We're never gonna find him here.
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Kit Porter : I feel so sad for Angus.
Bette Porter : Actually, you can be sad for yourself, too.
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Phyllis Kroll : I think I'm a lesbian, Bette.
Bette Porter : Oh.