Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
The Cold Open (2006)
Amanda Peet: Jordan McDeere
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Quotes
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Jack Rudolph : The Rapture's what I think it is, right? The world comes to an end - believers go up in a spaceship?
Jordan McDeere : It's not a spaceship; it's Jesus Christ.
Matt Albie : What happens to the non-believers?
Jordan McDeere : You get thrown down into a fiery pit.
Matt Albie : Can we just do that now?
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Jordan McDeere : [after being told that one of the NBS affiliates has received multiple calls from people offended by what they had heard would be on one of the show sketches] Have any of these people ever watched the show? And if they don't like it, can someone go over to their houses and teach them how to change a channel?
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Danny Tripp : Stick around, okay? And when we're done, I need to choke you to death.
Jordan McDeere : You bet.
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Jordan McDeere : If the ratings go up, the sponsors who dropped out? We'll welcome them back in... at 120% of the cost of the original add buy. We're going to be the first network to charge a coward fee.
