- Princess Calla: Father's always said that brains and courage are more important than strength. I hope he's right.
- Zummi Gummi: Now, now, now, Gruffi, your foot will heal properly if you just behave yourself and *stay in bed*!
- Gusto Gummi: [refusing to accept help, Gruffi trips trying to ascend the step with his broken foot] Poor ol' Gruff doesn't have a leg to stand on!
- [laughs]
- Gruffi Gummi: Looks like we got company. But don't put out any extra plates, Grammi. We're not inviting them to dinner.
- Gusto Gummi: [listening to the barbarians' singing and pounding the tree they're waiting to stop] Hey, y'know, I love a good party, but this one takes the cake. No more sleepovers for this bear.
- Cubbi Gummi: We're never gonna get any rest around here.
- Tummi Gummi: And I'm no good if I don't get my eight hours. And my after-lunch snooze. And my before-dinner naptime.
- Gruffi Gummi: Let's go up there and kick those bums off our land.
- Grammi Gummi: [stuffs an apple into his mouth] Oh, hush up, Gruffi. You're in no condition to be kicking anyone.
- Grammi Gummi: That fool bear's probably outside stirring up trouble.
- Zummi Gummi: But, Grammi, the kning's kights -eh, eh, the king's knights, they'll be attacking any minute!
- Grammi Gummi: Make that *big* trouble.
- Kerwin the Conqueror: [the dam floods the camp] Oh, quit complainin'. You haven't had a bath in three years!
- [last lines]
- Tummi Gummi: [of the cane he dropped while rising] Let me get that.
- Gruffi Gummi: No, *this* I can do for myself.
- [steps to get it but loses his balances and slides across the room to where Gusto catches him]
- Gusto Gummi: [laughs] You were saying, Mr. Foot-in-the-Mouth?
- Gruffi Gummi: Thanks for the help.
- Princess Calla: I have to play the perfect princess while a bunch of overgrown oafs compete for the role of protecting me!
- Unwin: [approaching the bridge guarded by the knight] Those other clowns haven't got a chance.
- Black Knight: Prepare to defend yourself, squire.
- Unwin: Ah... D-defend myself?
- Roland: S-see here, my good fellow... we demand you let us pass?
- Princess Calla: What's gotten into them?
- Sunni Gummi: [sees the knight who disarmed Gar and Roan] I think he did!