The PJs (TV Series)

He's Gotta Have It (1999)

Ja'net DuBois: Mrs. Avery

Quotes 

• [there's a knock on Thurgood's door during a terrible heatwave] 

  Thurgood Stubbs : If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity...

  [opens door] 

  Mrs. Avery : [points cane at Thurgood]  Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace?

  Thurgood Stubbs : The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat!

  Mrs. Avery : Then when you gonna fix my calendar?

  Thurgood Stubbs : Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it!

  [slams door in her face] 

• Thurgood Stubbs : Here's your air conditioner Mrs. Avery. All the way from HUD!

  Mrs. Avery : I Don't need it. My Calendar says it's February.

  Thurgood Stubbs : Well, Your calendar says it's 1978.

  Mrs. Avery : Oh good! The Jeffersons is on! Now get that thing outta my sight!