The PJs (TV Series)
He's Gotta Have It (1999)
Eddie Murphy: Thurgoode Orenthal Stubbs
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Quotes
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[Thurgood is in the hospital]
County Hospital Doctor : Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode, which we belive was due to prolonged hypertension.
Thurgood Stubbs : Give it to me in English, Doc.
County Hospital Doctor : You have very high blood pressure.
Thurgood Stubbs : [still doesn't understand] Hey look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right?
County Hospital Doctor : [rolls his eyes, then talks in condescending voice] Okay... your blood is bad, especially when you get mad! And if you die, you'll be very, very sad. Okay?
Thurgood Stubbs : Now, was that so hard?
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Thurgood Stubbs : What did you flush down the toilet.
Haiti Lady : Just cotton balls.
Thurgood Stubbs : [pulls out Goat's head] This is a Goat's Head!
Haiti Lady : Cotton Balls was his name.
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[there's a knock on Thurgood's door during a terrible heatwave]
Thurgood Stubbs : If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity...
[opens door]
Mrs. Avery : [points cane at Thurgood] Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace?
Thurgood Stubbs : The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat!
Mrs. Avery : Then when you gonna fix my calendar?
Thurgood Stubbs : Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it!
[slams door in her face]
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Thurgood Stubbs : Here's your air conditioner Mrs. Avery. All the way from HUD!
Mrs. Avery : I Don't need it. My Calendar says it's February.
Thurgood Stubbs : Well, Your calendar says it's 1978.
Mrs. Avery : Oh good! The Jeffersons is on! Now get that thing outta my sight!