Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Welcome Wagon (2006)

Enrico Colantoni: Keith Mars

Quotes 

• Keith : Did you make any friends?

  Veronica : Lord, no.

  Keith : Enemies?

  Veronica : Eh...

  Keith : Well, it is a day that ends in Y.

• Keith Mars : Hot dog!

  Veronica Mars : Hot dog?

  Keith Mars : It's an expression of excitement and enthusiasm. Joe and Frank Hardy and I used to say "Hot dog!" all the time, while we were waiting for the carhop to bring us our malteds at the drive-in.

  Veronica Mars : Drive-in?

  Keith Mars : I hate you.

  Veronica Mars : You love me.

• Keith Mars : Veronica, there are some things in life where you will have to defer to my age and experience. And that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building.

  Veronica Mars : Mmm... senility... that comes with age, too, right?

  Keith Mars : I don't remember.

• Keith : [Keith is cleaning a gun]  Sorry Vinnie, I have some business of my own.

  Vinnie Van Lowe : A hit? I hear there's good money in that. How does one break in? Is there a union? Put in a good word for me.

• Keith Mars : Veronica, there are a few things in life to which you'll have to defer to my age and experience, and that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building.

  Veronica Mars : Mmm senility. That comes with age, too, right?

  Keith Mars : I can't remember.