Joel Higgins: Edward Stratton III

Quotes 

• Edward Stratton III : He's only a year younger than you - what's the big difference?

  Ricky Stratton : Hey - one kid year is equal to ten adult years. Ask Lorne Greene!

• Edward Stratton III : There are people who have celebrity friends, you know. I mean, I know Regis Philbin.

• Edward Stratton III : Sounds to me like you're a little more concerned with your reputation than you are with what Alfonso's going through.

  Ricky Stratton : Dad, don't make me feel guilty.

  Edward Stratton III : Well, I seem to remember a blond-haired kid who told his classmates that he was the voice of Scooby Doo.