The L Word (TV Series)
Lassoed (2007)
Laurel Holloman: Tina Kennard
Quotes
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Jenny Schecter : [playing Celebrity] I don't know who Terrell Owens is.
[All the straight people laugh and all the gay people draw blanks]
Henry : Football player.
Tina Kennard : Oh.
Straight Guy : He's the most talented receiver in football.
Straight Woman : And he appeared with a "Desperate Housewife" in a commercial. She dropped her towel.
Helena Peabody : The desperate... what?
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Tina Kennard : [regarding Henry's house] Yeah, it's fine. I'd re-model it but I don't live here.
Bette Porter : [deadpan] Yet.
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Woman At Party : Your daughter is adorable.
Bette Porter : [looking at Angelica's picture] Thank you.
Woman At Party : What would you do if one day she decided to that she wanted to live with her Father?
Tina Kennard : We don't call him the Father; we call him the donor.
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Brad : Look, I'm not a homophobe, you know what I'm saying? But, uh... Look, if my son came home and he told me that he was gay... I mean, I'm sure I would come around to it but... You know, at first there would be a reaction and... I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be honest here, alright?
Bette Porter : An honest homophobe, how nice.
Tina Kennard : Bette, don't get into it.
Bette Porter : No, I... I understand, Brad. I mean, you find gay sex repulsive and you don't care about your son's personal happiness as much as you do for your own comfort level. Right?