- Boober Fraggle: [about the Wizard] The shiftiest Fraggle in the rock.
- Gobo Fraggle: Yeah, I wouldn't trust him at all. But I love his tricks.
- Mokey Fraggle: Oh, poor Wembley, he still looks bad. We're gonna have to take care of him.
- The Wizard: [posing as Wembley] You... you said it. Why doesn't somebody bring me a Doozer stick? I'm too weak.
- Gobo Fraggle: You know, Wizard, that was a dirty, lowdown thing you did to Wembley.
- The Wizard: Yeah, but...
- Mokey Fraggle: Yeah, not to mention mean and nasty.
- The Wizard: Flattery will get you nowhere.
- 7-Words-Max: Wizard! Wizard! The Poison Cackler is here! Run for your lives!
- The Wizard, Gobo Fraggle, Mokey Fraggle, Red Fraggle, Wembley Fraggle: [in unison] The Poison Cackler?
- [all the Fraggles scream for their lives]
- [the Poison Cackler approaches Wembley disguised as the wizard and the wizard disguised as Wembley]
- Wembley Fraggle: [laughs nervously] Hello. Uh, wait, wait. You're making, uh, a terrible mistake. You see he's really the wizard. No, I know I look like the wizard. Well, I even have his beard, but...
- [the beard comes off of Wembley's chin, the next scene show the Doozer construction falling apart to the ground]
- Wingnut Doozer: [sighs in disappointment] Glue experiment a failure. Back to the drawing board.