Gears of War (2006 Video Game)
Fred Tatasciore: Damon Baird, Locust Drone B, Victim #2 Stranded, Berserker
Quotes
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Marcus Fenix : Baird, what's the status on that APC?
Damon Baird : [over radio] The status is that it sucks.
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Marcus Fenix : Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?
Anya : [over radio] GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
Damon Baird : [over radio] There's shit everywhere!
Augustus Cole : [over radio] C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.
Damon Baird : [over radio] Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.
Dominic Santiago : ...No way.
Marcus Fenix : Sucks to be them.
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Marcus Fenix : Cole, what's you're status?
Augustus Cole : Shit yeah, baby we got the hook-up! They given us a big-ass dinner!
Damon Baird : We are gonna get dysentery from this shit.
Augustus Cole : Baird's havin a hard time adjustin, you know.
Marcus Fenix : Tell Baird to shut up and eat, we'll be back soon.
Augustus Cole : Copy that, Cole out.
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Augustus Cole : Who loves ya, baby?
Damon Baird : Yeah yeah yeah group hug... Where's Rojas?
Augustus Cole : [shakes head]
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Marcus Fenix : Baird, what's up?
Damon Baird : [through the comm. system] Oh, it's bullshit. Somebody figured out that Cole use to play Thrashball, and now it's all:
Damon Baird : [feminine voice] "Oh, Cole Train! Tell us about that play again!"
Damon Baird : - and...
Damon Baird : [feminine voice] "Number 83, sign my shirt!"
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Damon Baird : Corpser!
Marcus Fenix : It's pulling back.
Damon Baird : Yah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later.
[ominously]
Damon Baird : Like a snack.
Marcus Fenix : Bullshit.
Damon Baird : You think I'm kidding?
Marcus Fenix : I think you're bat-shit crazy. That's what I think.
Augustus Cole : Aww, ain't that cute.
Dominic Santiago : Like two assholes on their first date.
Augustus Cole : [laughs]
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Dominic Santiago : [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
Marcus Fenix : It's just the wind.
Dominic Santiago : Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
Dominic Santiago : [noticing odd Locust soldier] Uhh... Those aren't drones.
Marcus Fenix : Shit... Looks like they upgraded.
Damon Baird : [on radio] They're called Theron Guards.
Dominic Santiago : You think they know what we're doing?
Marcus Fenix : Well, we're not here to sell cookies... So they know something's up.
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Kim : Alpha, this is Delta, we have visual on your position.
Damon Baird : We'd like to have your ammo on our position right now!
Kim : Roger that, sit tight.
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Damon Baird : Hi boys!
Marcus Fenix : [looks down to see Cole and Baird in the sewers] I could smell you guys from a mile away.
Damon Baird : Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a fucking party down here!
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Damon Baird : What, there's Stranded here?
Dominic Santiago : Yep, there's a camp just ahead.
Damon Baird : So what, you, like, hang out with Stranded?
Dominic Santiago : I don't "hang out" with them, dickwad. I'm looking for somebody.
Marcus Fenix : Baird - shut up. Keep moving.
Damon Baird : What? What did I say? I'm... I'm sure there's... there's some nice... Stranded...
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Damon Baird : [Cole and Baird arrive just as Marcus and Dom manage to kill a Corsper] Ah, just in time!
Dominic Santiago : Just in time to kiss my ass...
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Damon Baird : Dammit, they won't stop coming!
Augustus Cole : Aw, you know you love it!
Damon Baird : No, actually I *don't!*
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Damon Baird : [Baird and Cole get split up from the other two, having failed to jump on a passing train] Dammit, we suck!
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Damon Baird : [if left downed for a long period of time] Aw come on, I wouldn't do this to you!... Okay, maybe I would.
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Victor Hoffman : Bad news, Fenix: it didn't work.
Marcus Fenix : What do you mean, "it didn't work"?
Victor Hoffman : I mean, that lousy resonator didn't deliver the goods! We're missing data on - hell, I don't know - most of the tunnel network! We'd need a hundred resonators to map all of the tunnels!
Marcus Fenix : This is bullshit!
Damon Baird : [holding up a geobot] So what? We'll just use this instead.
Dominic Santiago : How 'bout I use it to smash your teeth in?
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Marcus Fenix : Cole. Baird. We're in.
Damon Baird : Well it's about time, we've been here for *at least* two minutes.
Marcus Fenix : [sarcastically] Well good for you smart ass.
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Damon Baird : Kicked. Their. Asses.
Marcus Fenix : It's not over Baird, you better reload.
Damon Baird : Huh, why?
Marcus Fenix : [More Locust emerge ahead and a Troika gunner opens fire] *That's* why.
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Damon Baird : [about Boomers] Damn. These guys are almost as big as you, Cole.