- Andy Botwin: Things with wifey slowing down, huh?
- Doug Wilson: It used to be wild, I mean intense. But how do you ask the woman who makes your kids' lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass?
- [short pause]
- Doug Wilson: How Andy, how?
- Andy Botwin: [cowering] I don't like this game anymore.
- Andy Botwin: [Andy tries to kiss her, she pulls back] Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were hitting it off.
- Yael Hoffman: We are.
- Andy Botwin: [Andy tries to kiss her again, she pulls back] Oh, I'm sorry. It's too soon since your lover died?
- Yael Hoffman: No, I've been with many men. Helps to get over things.
- Andy Botwin: Good.
- [Tries to kiss her again, again she withdraws]
- Andy Botwin: Am I getting mixed messages here?
- Yael Hoffman: Look. You're adorable, but I'm not attracted to you. Sorry.
- Andy Botwin: Are you a chubby chaser or something?
- Yael Hoffman: No, just I like men. Someone big and strong. Someone who can grow a beard. You're pretty, and I could flip you like a pancake. You ask for permission instead of just slamming me up against a wall and f**king me until I come like a volcano. But we can still be friends, right?