Sarah takes a free HIV test, but the questionnaire convinces her, she's got AIDS before seeing the blood test result. She goes overboard as activist promoting herself. Jay's having his first birthday party ever.
When Sarah enters a young girl also named Sarah into a pageant, they see how little they have in common and how very much they don't have in common. Steve is questioned by the cops for leaving a "bomb" in a cop car.
Sarah discovers that her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing that this personally affects her, even 800 years later, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.
After their mother's grave - and skeleton - are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone.
Sarah narrates, as an old time-y southerner, the story of Steve creating a baby robot named "Breve," for Brian and he to care of as their own child. Laura and Jay open up to each other about their risqué sexual interests.