- Roger the Alien: In the words of sit-coms in the early '90s and the Midwest through out the '90s, "don't go there."
- Stan Smith: You know, son, the great thing about First Love is that it's the first of many.
- Steve Smith: But how will I forget my feelings for Akiva?
- Stan Smith: Well you see son, as time goes by you'll find - Amy! Amy, why won't you love me! Bwah-ha-ha! I don't wanna live!