Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Mystical Squeak of Howard's Bicycle (2002)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

Quotes 

• Billy : Do you think God keeps an eye on everything?

  Truly : No, that's special branch.

  Clegg : I thought it was her behind the curtains at number twenty-three.

  Billy : It's very difficult round here to get a serious conversation.

  Truly : Yeah. We've noticed that.

  Clegg : We think it's because we mostly meet idiots.

  Billy : I expect they think the same.