Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Mystical Squeak of Howard's Bicycle (2002)

Robert Fyfe: Howard

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Pearl : Where do you think you're going?

  Howard : A bicycle needs a certain amount of exercise. It's a well-known fact.

  Pearl : Yours gets enough exercise; that's another well-known fact.

  Howard : I didn't know where you'd gone. I was worried about you.

  Pearl : You better be. And I've every intention of keeping you worried about me. So, now you've found me, we'll go home, shall we?

  Howard : I was just going to suggest that.

• [last lines] 

  Howard : Hello, precious.

  Pearl : Don't you precious me! What are you doing in there?

  Howard : I'm just having my bicycle mended.

  Pearl : That's the worst damned excuse you've ever made. Get on home!