Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (2006)

April Bowlby: Kandi

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [Seeing Mia arrive for their wedding]  I was afraid you were going to chicken out.

  Kandi : That's funny, she said the same thing about *you*!

• Kandi : When I was a little girl, I used to love playing bride.

  Alan Harper : Me, too. I mean, uh, I was the groom. Most of the time.