Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (2006)
Emmanuelle Vaugier: Mia
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Quotes
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Mia : She wanted to give me a shower!
Charlie Harper : An engagement shower?
Mia : An actual *soap and water* shower! I don't want her coming to the wedding!
Charlie Harper : I don't want her in the same *zip code*!
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Charlie Harper : [Charlie's family and Mia's family have just had dinner together] Your family hated me, didn't they?
Mia : Well... not *just* you.
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Mia : We may as well just go to Vegas and elope.
Charlie Harper : Now there's an interesting concept. In Vegas, not only can we get married immediately, we can get drunk and gamble away our nest egg!
Mia : Don't forget the lap dances and hookers!
Charlie Harper : Oh, you're gonna make a great wife!
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Mia : I wanna talk to you about our honeymoon.
Charlie Harper : I'll take you anywhere you want to go. Frankly, I'd pick a place with a nice ceiling because we're just going to take turns looking at it!
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Mia : [after Charlie refuses to kick out Alan and Jake] C'mon, Charlie! We need our privacy!
Charlie Harper : But they're my family. I can't just kick them out!
Mia : You could've said something before *now*!
Charlie Harper : Who knew your idea of marriage was you and me alone in a house?
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Mia : My dad called today. He wants to take your family out for a nice dinner.
Charlie Harper : Yeah? Well, tell him he can have one or the other, but not both!
Mia : C'mon, Charlie. They're going to have to meet sooner or later.
Charlie Harper : Okay. But why don't we wait for a real happy occasion?
Mia : What's happier than a wedding?
Charlie Harper : My mother's funeral springs to mind. There'll be music, dancing, my mom will be in a box!