- Lanolin: A new book? Whatcha reading, Orson? Attack of the Awesome Space Zombies, oh not one of these!
- Orson: There's nothing wrong with reading science fiction.
- Lanolin: For a normal person, *no*. The trouble with you, pig, is you believe everything you read.
- Orson: I do not.
- Booker: You *do* sometimes get carried away.
- Lanolin: You *should* be carried away.
- Roy Rooster: [shoveling the grain back into the silo] At this rate, I'll be done in time for Christmas.
- Sheldon: What year?
- Roy Rooster: That, I'm not sure of.
- Garfield: [imagining the box he's in is a jet that has run out of fuel and is crashing] That's the last time I buy unleaded. I'm going down, down! Looks like, this is the end!
- Bo: Hi, Orson, wanna go halfsies on a cheese danish?
- Orson: Bo! That is not a cheese danish, it's a baby martian!
- Wade Duck: [running up] Orson! I just found prune danish by the chicken coop!
- Orson: *Prune* danish? Those must be men from Jupiter! Come on!
- [they run off]
- Bo: [looks to the camera] Hey man, I don't know what's going on, and I don't want to know either.
- [bites into the danish, makes a face]
- Bo: This martian's a little stale.
- Jon Arbuckle: [to the mailman] You know, I-I've been wondering, why don't you bring the mail to the hou...
- [the mailman stares]
- Jon Arbuckle: Oh, right. Yeah, I still got the cat.
- Jon Arbuckle: [after opening a package outside] Nermal!
- Garfield: I could hear Jon now. "I don't believe it. How could you do it?"
- [later]
- Jon Arbuckle: I don't believe it. How could you do it?
- Garfield: See?
- Jon Arbuckle: Don't you realize how wrong it was to try and mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi?
- Garfield: You're right. Egypt's further.
- Jon Arbuckle: I don't understand what happened at that obedience school. I...
- [finds Garfield on the table wrapping a package]
- Jon Arbuckle: You're mailing Nermal again? Garfield, how many times do I have...
- [Garfield stops Jon and calls for someone to come. Nermal then walks by]
- Jon Arbuckle: [chuckles nervously] Gee, heh, I apologize, Garfield. I feel terrible, accusing you like that. I'll go fix you a snack to make it up to you.
- [leaves]
- Jon Arbuckle: I really am sorry.
- Garfield: Well, you should be. Imagine thinking I would mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi again.
- [barking is heard from inside the package]
- Garfield: Be quiet, Odie. You'll like the Yukon.