- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Lizzie's mom is a great cook, way better than my mom. Why do you think I spend so much time at your house?
- Lizzie McGuire: [hurt] Uh... the company?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Compared to the goodies, the company is secondary.
- Lizzie McGuire: [as animated version] If I didn't like him so much, I'd hate him.
- Lizzie McGuire: [as animated version] Did I just invite Mr. Dig to dinner? But you're not supposed to see your teachers outside of school! It's like seeing Santa in blue jeans.
- Lizzie McGuire: Okay, so even though Mr. Dig is my favorite sub, I should never have invited him to dinner. But since I did, you guys have to be on your best behavior.
- Sam McGuire: Does it mean I shouldn't sing?
- Jo McGuire: Oh, I love it when he sings!
- Lizzie McGuire: Since when do you sing, Dad?
- Sam McGuire: Well, rarely, because I'm always on my best behavior.
- Lizzie McGuire: This is not helping, you guys.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: This situation is beyond help.
- Miranda Sanchez: Yeah, we are pretty much doomed.