The Love Guru (2008)

Director:

Marco Schnabel

Writers (WGA):

Mike Myers (written by) &
Graham Gordy (written by)

Release Date:

20 June 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

His Karma is Huge

Plot:

Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. |

Plot Keywords:

Stuffed Shorts | Sucker Punch | Bikini | Box Office Failure | Animal Sex

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Cast

Jessica Alba	...	Jane Bullard
Mike Myers	...	Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Himself
Justin Timberlake	...	Jacques Grande
Romany Malco	...	Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good	...	Prudence Roanoke
Omid Djalili	...	Guru Satchabigknoba
Verne Troyer	...	Coach Punch Cherkov
Ben Kingsley	...	Guru Tugginmypudha
Jessica Simpson	...	Herself
Kanye West	...	Himself
Deepak Chopra	...	Himself
Rob Blake	...	Himself
Manu Narayan	...	Rajneesh
John Oliver	...	Dick Pants
Stephen Colbert	...	Jay Kell

Also Known As:

Untitled Mike Myers Project (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references.

Runtime:

87 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Sound Mix:

SDDS | Dolby Digital | DTS

Certification:

Ireland:15A | Canada:G (Québec) | Netherlands:12 | USA:PG-13 (certificate #44134) | Canada:14A (Alberta/British Columbia/Manitoba/Ontario) | France:U | Finland:K-11 | Singapore:NC-16 | UK:12A

Filming Locations:

Air Canada Centre, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Company:

Michael De Luca Productions

Goofs:

Factual errors: An on-ice official can't penalize a player with a suspension outside of the current game, let alone hand one out for within-team violence.

Quotes:

Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!
Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!

Movie Connections:

References Enter the Dragon (1973)

Soundtrack:

Lead Me To Your Rock

R.I.P. Mike Myers Career

I saw this film last night in a advance screening. I can say without a doubt it is the worst movie I've ever seen in the theater. It is simply a terrible movie. For every joke that's funny (which are few) there is about dozen that are not. Then there's all the jokes we've seen in previous Myers films that aren't so funny the 4th time around when they appear in this flick. Many moments in this film will having you looking around the theater wondering if anyone else finds this movie as stupid as you do.

That's really the bottom line. This movie is stupid. Take every fear you've had watching the trailer, times it by 10 and you will get an idea of how bad this film is.

By the way, the hockey in this movie will leave any one who loves the game sick to there stomach. The hockey portrayal left me in tears. Its brutal ! The film is a HUGE slap in the face to hockey. Thanks Mike Myers !

On a positive note though, Justin Timberlake and Stephen Colbert are hilarious. The only time i enjoyed the movie at all was when they were on screen. I never thought in a million years I would leave a movie saying " Thank God Justin Timberlake was is it."

In short : this movie is terrible ! Don't believe me ? Then throw your money away and see for yourself.