- Ensemble Cast: Tina, what's the letter of the week?
- Shaun Micallef: The letter of the week is from Alfred Gurnes.
- Female Kids TV Show Co-Host: [into camera] Hello girls and boys! My name is Tina...
- [turns to Shaun for him to introduce himself]
- Shaun Micallef: [pause] Yes. Yes it is. I can vouch for that.
- Female Kids TV Show Co-Host: [to Shaun, prompting] And what's YOUR name?
- Shaun Micallef: [pause] It's also Tina, as it happens.
- Ensemble Cast: Goodbye to all our friends today, we've had so much fun and so much gay
- Shaun Micallef: -ness, that is a lifestyle choice, so whether you're a girl or whether you are boys, come again tomorrow wont you, I... crave.