The Transformers (TV Series)

Prime Target (1985)

Peter Renaday: Lord Chumley, Grapple

Quotes 

• Dinsmore : This is a lovely specimen, Lord Chumley, but there's a frightful international row brewing over it.

  Lord Chumley : [clearing his throat]  These things blow over. Remember the Boar War?

  Dinsmore : Painfully, sir.

  Lord Chumley : Oh yes, well, everyone else has forgotten it.

• Lord Chumley : Bagged her with one shot. Just one more trophy and my collection will be complete.

  Dinsmore : A space shuttle, sir?

  Lord Chumley : Tsk. Tsk. No sport there.

  Dinsmore : An aircraft career, perhaps?

  Lord Chumley : Bagged one in the big war. No, Dinsmore. I want the ultimate trophy - the head of the Autobot Optimus Prime.

• Lord Chumley : Marvelous. Snared like a Japanese tiger.

• Lord Chumley : Chumley's the name and hunting's my game. I'm offering you a sporting chance to rescue your companions.

  Optimus Prime : Torture isn't sport, but I accept your challenge.

• Lord Chumley : Decepticons. Trust them to spoil a hunt.

  Dinsmore : Yes, sir. Just like the Humane Society in a way.

• [Optimus destroys Chumley's computer] 

  Lord Chumley : Does have a temper, doesn't he Dinsmore?

• Lord Chumley : Bad show, you cursed scrapheap. You cheated me of the savor of victory.

  Dinsmore : Maybe you could make a nice coffee table out of him, sir.

• Optimus Prime : If that was your best shot, Chumley, you're in *deep* trouble.

  Lord Chumley : It was my best shot, but not my last.

• Dinsmore : [Optimus Prime is trapped in a shrinking room which threatens to crush him]  This will make a frightful ruin of your trophy, Lord Chumley.

  Lord Chumley : Perhaps, but as the latest in modern sculpture, it will be smashing.