- Fireman: [shouting after a woman and child he just saved from a burning building] Eh, you're welcome! Don't bother to thank me.
- Fireman: Well, you have my thanks, Spidey. I wish I could reward you.
- Spider-Man: That's cool. We Spider-Men only accept medals on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, anyway.
- J. Jonah Jameson: If you wanna get paid for your last photos, you go down downstairs and donate some blood.
- Peter Parker: What?
- J. Jonah Jameson: That's right. And don't show your face in here again until you're wearing one of these buttons.