- Peter Parker: [NASA operatives are handling a Mars soil sample with care] Boy, that's got to be the most important hunk of dirt on Earth.
- Sally-Ann Beaumont: Oh, where's that worthless Peter Parker? Why isn't he doing something?
- Spider-Man: [jumps into frame] I'm sure he's doing everything he can.
- Spider-Man: Quick, turn your radar to full power.
- NASA Technician: Hmm. Everybody think he's a general...