- Spider-Man: Down half an inch! If I can't find the ray and reverse it, Spider-Man will be Spider-Molecule.
- Joshua: Tear, tear! The Gadgeteer is here!
- J. Jonah Jameson: [mockingly] Tear, tear, the Gadgeteer is here?
- Joshua: The inventor's inventor. The scientist's scientist!
- Peter Parker: The weirdo's weirdo...
- Dr. Norton: Eh, he's just our janitor.
- Spider-Man: [Spidey is 2 inches tall] What if it never wears off? The only jobs I could ever get would be on wedding cakes.