- Doctor Doom: In my first action as dictator of the world, I abolish all newspapers and TV. None must be able to criticize me.
- Cab Driver: Gee, a whole dime tip. Sure you could spare it?
- J. Jonah Jameson: A dime? I meant to give him a nickel.
- Ambassador for Bokland: Wait! I protest. The freedom loving-people of Bokland will never accept the rule of such a ruthless tyrant!
- Doctor Doom: Be silent, worm.
- [fires a bolt of Kirby Krackle from his armored right hand]
- Doctor Doom: Remember this, and remember it well, you arrogant insect. Even in defeat, Doctor Doom never loses. We are not finished, Spider-Man. You and I still have a score to settle.
- J. Jonah Jameson: You know, the U.N. wouldn't be such a bad idea if it wasn't for all these foreigners.
- Doctor Doom: People of the world, I am Doctor Doom. Hear my words well. There is one answer to the world's problems: leadership! My powerful leadership. With Doctor Doom, Master of the World, there will be no more wars, no more hunger. All I demand is total obedience.
- Peter Parker: Uh, Betty, there's this dance on campus Friday, would you...
- Betty Brant: [interrupting] I'd love to. Pick me up at eight. See ya.
- Robbie Robertson: Doctor Doom? The man's a tyrant.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Tyrant? The world needs more leaders like Doctor Doom. Strong, decisive, it's gonna take someone like that to stop world terrorism.