- Spider-Man: I hit the jackpot!
- Doctor Doom: Wrong, web swinger, you're at the mercy of your deadliest enemy.
- Spider-Man: Doctor Doom! Gosh, I wish I'd brought my autograph book.
- Doctor Doom: Your attempts at humor bore me, Spider-Man.
- J. Jonah Jameson: I wish you could be more like my nephew here, Parker. He's attentive, obedient, on time.
- Peter Parker: [thinking] Not to mention freaky, funky and flaky.
- Spider-Man: [Spidey's webshooter is jammed] Come on, webby baby, do it! I've got to unstick this thing, or they'll need an eraser to get me off the pavement.
- Doctor Doom: My plan is foolproof. But just in case, this nuclear-powered flying robot will see to it that Spider-Man never bothers me again.
- Doctor Doom: Now that I am the appointed leader of all seven of Earth's contents...
- Spider-Man: That's what you think, tin-head! You forgot about your friendly neighborhood web spinner.
- [swings up to Doom's podium to face him]
- Doctor Doom: You apparently do not understand, Spider-Man. I am now Master of the World.
- Spider-Man: Look, I don't care if you're master of Meldan's Supermarket.
- Doctor Doom: With the entire world at my command, the Empire of Doom shall reign on Earth forever.
- Spider-Man: [lowering from the ceiling, upside down] Oh, say it isn't so. I'd sure hate to see that ugly mug of yours in my history book.
- Doctor Doom: This is Doctor Doom to Robot Leader G97. Bring the captured army to Mind Control Station 8.
- Peter Parker: Now that I have some bucks again, how 'bout you and me, Betty? There's a great flick at the Bijou about a strange super-guy from another planet who's allergic to green rocks.
- Betty Brant: [small giggle] Sounds great, Petey.