- Spider-Man: Eh, Aunt May, I think maybe we ought to get some fresh air.
- Aunt May Parker: Yes, good idea. You know some place I've never been with lots of fresh air? The top of the Statue of Liberty.
- Spider-Man: Huh?
- Peter Parker: You wanted me home to see a TV cartoon show?
- Aunt May Parker: Oh, I know how you enjoy adventure programs, and this one about nice people with strange powers, not nasty people like that scary Spider-Man.
- Spider-Man: Taking advantage of a fine old woman like May Parker is about as low as you can get and I'll see to it you receive a jail sentence as long as you can get!