The Transformers (TV Series)

Dinobot Island: Part 2 (1985)

Walker Edmiston: Inferno, Cowboys Gang Leader

Quotes 

• [near the third time-warp, the two gangs, bikers versus cowboys, hold their positions, staring at each other threateningly. The bikers' leader starts his bike toward the cowboys, and the rest of the bikers follow. The cowboys spread to the sides of the road] 

  Cowboys gang leader : Whoa there! Come on, let's whop these urban tenderfeet!

  [the cowboys leader rides his horse toward the bikers' leader. the two gang leaders head for each other. The biker gang leader pulls out metal chain, but before he manages to use it, the cowboy gang leader jumps at him, both crash to the ground. The biker's motorcycle continues to drive, into the other bikers, causing chaos among them. One of the cowboys tries to ride the abandoned motorcycle, bumps into a tree and gets thrown away from the motorcycle. The two gang leaders engage in fist fight, but then Prowl, Jazz, Red Alert and Inferno arrive at the scene] 

  Prowl : [transforms]  Okay, let's straighten out this mess...

  [the other Autobots transform too] 

  Cowboys gang leader : Talkin' horseless carriages? What's next?

  [the cowboys draw their guns] 

  Prowl : Disarmament... acid pellet style!

  [Prowl shoots acid pellets at the cowboys, reducing their guns to useless metal scraps] 

  Jazz : Next, how 'bout number one on the bottom forty!

  [Jazz activates his loudspeakers, making very loud music. The cowboys cover their ears painfully] 

  Cowboys gang leader : This trail's spooked, boys! Mount up!

  [the cowboys mount their horses, attempting to ride away from the area] 

  Cowboys gang leader : We're ridin'!

  Red Alert : [Blocks the cowboys' way]  Not in this direction, boys! Don't you dare!

  [Red Alert shoots in front of the cowboys. The horses stop in fear] 

  Red Alert : Pitch in, Inferno, or do you want me to do it all by myself?

  Red Alert : [stepping forward]  Let me put out their fire for good...

  [Inferno sprays the cowboys and their horses with bursts of CO2 foam, forcing them to the opposite direction, toward the time-warp. The cowboys, who have had enough, ride into the time-warp. Shortly after they disappear into the warp, it closes and vanishes without a trace. Meanwhile the bikers watch in amazement] 

• [back at Autobots' headquarters, Chip uses Teletraan I to find the location of the time-warps] 

  Chip Chase : We just picked up two new time-warps!

  Optimus Prime , Wheeljack : Two time warps?

  [At the sea, small yacht is sailing, two lovely women in bikinis sunbathe on its deck. Suddenly a time-warp appears and a pirate ship emerges from it. The pirate captain watches the yacht with binoculars] 

  Pirate Captain : [to the yacht people]  Abaft, ye scurvy swabs!

  [the pirates cheer. One of them, burly brown-skinned giant, throws a grapnel at the yacht. The grapnel catches on the yacht railing. The pirate pulls the rope, getting the yacht near the ship] 

  Pirate Captain : [to the yacht people]  We be boardin' your vessel to confiscate yer treasure!

  [the two women cling to the yacht captain, watching the pirates fearfully. Meanwhile, on the mainland, bunch of hooligan bikers ride their motorcycles when suddenly a time-warp appears in front of them and several cowboys on horses emerge from it, shooting in the air. The bikers halt] 

  Cowboys gang leader : [to the other cowboys]  Don't rightly know where these trails are takin' us, boys, but since we're runnin' from the law, we'll get away faster if'n we rustle these newfangled mechanical horses!

  [the cowboys leader points at the bikers, laughing viciously. The bikers look at each other]