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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [leaving Betty's house after talking to Samson] Where does she meet these guys?

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Bruce Banner: [in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Tough Guy Leader: [in Portuguese] What the hell he is talking about?

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[last lines]
Tony Stark: What would you say if I told you we're putting a team together?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Who's "we"?

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Betty Ross: [Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: As far as I'm concerned, that man's whole body is property of the U.S. army.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?
Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.

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Emil Blonsky: [referring to Banner] We didn't lose him. I had him in my sights and something hit us. Something *big*, hit us. It threw a forklift truck like it was a softball.

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[During the fight between The Hulk and The Abomination]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [Refering to the machine gun on the helicopter] Use that thing soldier. Give him some help.
Helicopter Soldier: Which one?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Help the green one dammit, Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!

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Bruce Banner: Stan, I give you my word. Whatever you've heard about me, it's not true.
Stanley: Oh, I know it. I always knew it. I mean, you know how I felt about you two.
[Bruce nods]
Stanley: Have you talked to her?
Bruce Banner: No. She doesn't know that I'm here.
[pause]
Bruce Banner: She's with somebody?
Stanley: Yeah, He's a head-shrink. They say he's one of the best. But a really nice guy.
Bruce Banner: Oh... Good. That's good.
Stanley: Bruce. What can I do to help you?
Bruce Banner: I could use a bed for a few nights.
Stanley: Ah. You can have the spare room upstairs.
Bruce Banner: That'd be so great.
[pause]
Bruce Banner: There's, uh, there's one other thing...

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[repeated line]
Emil Blonsky: Is that it? Is that all you've got?

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The Incredible Hulk: Leave me alone.

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Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Here's something interesting. It's a possible gamma sickness. Milwaukee. A man drank one of those guarana sodas. Guess it had a little more kick than he was looking for.
Milwaukee Man Drinking From Bottle: [drinks soda] Wow.
[starts choking and passes out]

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Emil Blonsky: I've had missions go wrong, and seen good people go down, all because someone didn't tell them what they were walking into. I moved on because that's the job, and that's what we do. But this... this is a whole new level of weird, and I don't think I want to step away from it. Sir, if you're going to take another crack at him, I want in. And with respect, sir, you'll need a team that's prepared and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again... you're going to have a lot of professional tough guys pissing in their pants, sir.

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Samuel Sterns: [nervously, in front of a mutating Blonsky] ... This is what I was trying to explain... I don't know what you've been ladling into yourself... Let's assume you don't understand a word I'm saying... but if you'll just get back on the table... I can... fix this...
[with a laugh, Blonsky shoves him aside]

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Abomination: Give me a *real* fight!

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[Blonsky finds a photo of Betty in Banner's apartment]
Emil Blonsky: A girlfriend? She helps him, maybe?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [confiscating the photo] She is no longer a factor, we closed those doors to him a long time ago. He's alone. He wants to be alone.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II...
Emil Blonsky: A Super-Soldier.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: A simplification, but yes. We decided to dust it off, and give it another go, aiming to create the better soldier. Banner's work was very early-phase. It wasn't even weapons application, he thought he was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told him what it was really for, but he was so sure about what he was doing he tested it on himself. And something went very wrong... or it went very right.

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Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Sir, Blonsky...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [expecting the worst] Does anyone know if he has any next-of-kin or family?
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Ask him yourself...
Emil Blonsky: [salutes Ross, in perfect health] Sir!

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Emil Blonsky: [attacking Bruce] Where is it? Show it to me!
[the Hulk doesn't appear]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: If you've taken it from me, I'm going to put you in a hole for the rest of your life.

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[first lines]
Bruce Banner: Is it ready?

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Soldier #2: How are you feeling, man?
Emil Blonsky: Like a monster.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: How old are you, Blonsky, forty-five?
Emil Blonsky: Thirty-nine.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That takes a toll, doesn't it?
Emil Blonsky: Yes, it does.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: So get out of the trenches. You should be a Colonel by now, with your record.
Emil Blonsky: No, sir, I'm a fighter, and I'll be one for as long as I can. Mind you, if I took what I had now, and put it in a body that I had ten years ago, that would be someone I wouldn't want to fight
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [thoughtfully] I think I can arrange something like that...

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Samuel Sterns: I've always been more curious than cautious, and that's served me pretty well.

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Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?
Samuel Sterns: No! Not yet. I sorted out a few pieces, but it's not like I can put together the same Humpty Dumpty if that's what you're asking. He was a freak accident! The goal is to it better!
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: So Banner's the only...
[Blonsky knocks her out from behind]
Emil Blonsky: She's an annoying bitch.
Samuel Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?
[cocks gun, points it at Sterns]
Samuel Sterns: Now what possibly could I have done to deserve such aggression?
Emil Blonsky: It's not what you've done. It's what you're gonna do. I want what you got out of Banner. I want that.
Samuel Sterns: You look like you've got a little something in you already, don't you?
Emil Blonsky: I want more. You've seen what he becomes, right?
Samuel Sterns: I have. And it's beautiful. Godlike.
Emil Blonsky: Well, I want that. I need that. Make me that.
Samuel Sterns: I don't know what you've got inside you already. The mix could be an abomination.
[Blonsky grabs Sterns and lifts him up]
Samuel Sterns: I didn't say I was unwilling. I just need informed consent. And you've given it.

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Samuel Sterns: You didn't send me much to work with. So I had to concentrate it and make more.

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Tony Stark: Mmm, the smell of stale beer and defeat. You know I hate to say "I told you so", General, but that super-soldier program was put on ice for a reason. I've always felt hardware was much more reliable.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Stark.
Tony Stark: General.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You always wear such nice suits.
[referring to Iron Man]
Tony Stark: Touche.
Tony Stark: I hear you have an unusual problem.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You should talk.
Tony Stark: You should listen. What if I told you we were putting a team together?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Who's "we"?

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[as they're kissing, Bruce's heart monitor on his watch rapidly raises]
Bruce Banner: We can't do this.
Betty Ross: It's okay. I want to.
Bruce Banner: No. No. I can't. I can't get too excited.

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Betty Ross: [yells at taxi driver] Asshole!
Bruce Banner: You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.
Betty Ross: You zip it. We're walking.
Bruce Banner: Ok.

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Bruce Banner: [as he jumps from the helicopter to change into The Hulk and doesn't, he continues to fall] Oh, shit!

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Bruce Banner: [in Portuguese] Stop. Please. Me... angry... very bad.
Tough Guy Leader: *You* bad angry, "G"? I very bad angry.
Bruce Banner: Oh, no. You don't understand! Something very bad is about to happen here!

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Emil Blonsky: This is a whole new level of weird.

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Abomination: [Preparing to finish the Hulk off] Any last words?
The Incredible Hulk: Hulk, SMASH!

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