Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Jessie's Song (1990)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

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Quotes 

• Lisa : [Kelly and Lisa have just put the song "I'm So Excited" on the jukebox]  Hey, Jessie, listen. "I'm So Excited".

  [Lisa points to the jukebox playing the song] 

  Screech : I know you're excited, but try to forget about me.

  Lisa : I'll pray for help

• Jessie : Eh, I hate coffee. Suzy, can I have another cup please?

  Zack : So why are you drinking it?

  Screech : What else is she gonna do with the coffee Zack?

  Zack : Use your head as a donut and dunk you in it.

  Screech : No way, my head would never fit in the cup.

• Kelly : [Screech sneaks into the girl's locker room disguised as an Irish cleaning lady]  Who are you?

  Screech : Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.

  Kelly : That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?

  Screech : Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.

  Lisa : You taught her everything she knows?

  Screech : Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em.

• Screech : Oh, no. Do I have to wear your Aunt Helen's bra again?