Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Jessie's Song (1990)

Elizabeth Berkley: Jessie Spano

Quotes 

• Jessie : I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so, I'm so... scared!

• Jessie : [goes crazy and sings]  I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so...

  [cries in Zack's arms] 

  Jessie : ...scared!

• Zack : [Kelly, Lisa and Jessie just sang a song and the guys were impressed]  Hey, a friend of my dad is a record producer, and he's looking for a girls' group like New Kids on the Block.

  Slater : Yeah, the "New Chicks on the Block."

  Jessie : Thank you, "New Pig in the Booth."

• Jessie : Eh, I hate coffee. Suzy, can I have another cup please?

  Zack : So why are you drinking it?

  Screech : What else is she gonna do with the coffee Zack?

  Zack : Use your head as a donut and dunk you in it.

  Screech : No way, my head would never fit in the cup.

• Mr. Dewey : [telling grades for a quiz]  Kelly B+, Lisa B+, Jessie C.

  Jessie : C, C?

  Mr. Dewey : Si, senorita, but this is geometry, not Spanish.

• Slater : [Jessie is taking caffeine pills]  Those pills are dangerous.

  Jessie : Yeah, well, so's geometry!

• [Zack admits to have gone into the ladies locker room] 

  Jessie : You violated our privacy? That is wrong, isn't it, Slater?

  Slater : Uhhh... yeah, Preppie, you out to be ashamed of yourself. I'm disgusted.

  [whispers in Zack's ear, disappointed] 

  Slater : Next time, bring *Me*!

• Slater : [talking to Jessie]  Guys are great at math. It's just a shame you weren't born a man.

  Jessie : Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one either.